IC contact; MoM

[notsheepish]

Hey there, it's Ruby, or will be soon. Leave a message, I'll get back to you.

Comments

[pejoratives]

could be worse, I guess

could be doing it on television

[notsheepish]

Red's Cheese Hour

I think it has a certain ring to it

[pejoratives]

there you go

work in some bad puns and a segment where you just drink wine and you've got quality programming

( is she being funny or just being an ass
a mystery )

[notsheepish]

Why is daydrinking and making puns not already my job???

The world is so unfair

[pejoratives]

maybe you can write a strongly worded letter to someone.
I'm sure they'll care.

[notsheepish]

Yeah that'll do it

[pejoratives]

is day drinking something you do often?

[notsheepish]

Nah, not really

But grabbing a couple drinks with friends can be fun

[pejoratives]

How about acquaintances?

[notsheepish]

Those too if they ever want to

[pejoratives]

I'm offering.

( really badly, evidently
she is lacking practice at being... social... )

[notsheepish]

Well then I accept

[pejoratives]

I can't say I won't bring a gun, but I promise not to wave it around

Heropa? Tomorrow?

[notsheepish]

Sounds good

Just text me the address later and I'll be there

[pejoratives]

( an hour or so later, Ruby will receive an address for a place promising the best cocktails in Heropa, apparently, if she looks it up online. )

What do you think? Worth checking out?

[notsheepish]

Yes, sure

And we can always ditch if it doesn't quite live up to the reputation

[pejoratives]

honestly it's weird having so much choice

[notsheepish]

Good weird?

[pejoratives]

weird weird

( like hell she is admitting overwhelming weird to a stranger. nice stranger, still a stranger. )

[notsheepish]

Well if it helps, a lot of them are probably crap

So your list of options can shrink real fast once you start trying them out

[pejoratives]

did you seriously just manage to be optimistic through pessimism?

( #goals )

[notsheepish]

One of my many skills

[pejoratives]

so you're also weird

[notsheepish]

You have no idea

[pejoratives]

try me